…and i don’t sympathize, because you’re a simple bitch.

(Source: sincerely2010)

stuartsometimes:

if anyone sees a gay man crying in Georgetown, its because Kierstin, Michelle and I stole his Louis Vuitton scarf.

(via sincerely2010)

this blog is not meant to be serious

if you were to actually take the time and read the informational side bar, you’d notice that we say that we often liked most of the books we are “poking fun at”. 

calm your tits.

Dash and Lily’s Book of Dares | Rachel Cohn and David Levithan
description: 
This book centers around a hipster named Lily who acts at least five years younger than she actually should, and her ability to get completely wasted by only having a few sips of other people’s drinks. 
The book takes place in New York City, which should make for an exciting read, but that’s not exactly possible when the main character, Dash, has one dream, and that is to own a collection of dictionaries. 
Nothing actually progresses in this novel until the end when a series of ridiculous events get them to finally hook up that begin with a giant dog as a catalyst. 
Overall, our least favourite of Cohn and Levithan’s collaborations simply because it reads like a Sarah Dessen novel. 

Dash and Lily’s Book of Dares | Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

description: 

This book centers around a hipster named Lily who acts at least five years younger than she actually should, and her ability to get completely wasted by only having a few sips of other people’s drinks. 

The book takes place in New York City, which should make for an exciting read, but that’s not exactly possible when the main character, Dash, has one dream, and that is to own a collection of dictionaries. 

Nothing actually progresses in this novel until the end when a series of ridiculous events get them to finally hook up that begin with a giant dog as a catalyst. 

Overall, our least favourite of Cohn and Levithan’s collaborations simply because it reads like a Sarah Dessen novel. 

I mean seriously, Kate Brian.

you cannot end a series with a prequel.

someone just needs to take her laptop away. 

bitch needs to stop writing. 

I mean they killed off the only cool character in the series.

finnick. 

Anonymous Asked:

What's your theme? Don't get all butthurt cause I'm asking.

pause…

that girl who called rachel a bitch because she reads the luxe and doesn’t like the hunger games has lady gaga as her layout.

that explains everything.

is the hunger games like the new perks of being a wallflower?

like people think they are cool just because they read it and say they have read it?

stupid butthurt hunger games fans
rachel: "lyke obviously that girl didn't read that book.. it's da best series ever" no we did read it, but we just didn't like it.
rosalie: lololol why would we review a book we haven't read?
rachel: I don't get why people think it's such a fucking life changing series. its about killing children and public displays of affection.
rosalie: like shit. sounds like twilight. with more killing and three books of shit instead of four.
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